According to Mem

So these are the words of wisdom Mem has given out today.

on Jesus and God

Mom, did you know Jesus and God are twins.  The look exactly alike, but one has a brown beard and one has a black beard.  They look very familiar to me.  Wait a minute.  I don’t know what that means.

on going to the bathroom

Dad, I do the four steps to going pee.  Lift both the lids.  Get all the pee in the water.  Shut the lids.  And flush.

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